Why don't cars come with cool seatbelts anymore?

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06/11/2017 at 06:12 • Filed to: None

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Nowadays it seems if you want something other than grey, black, or beige you need to drop like $100k on a bespoke sports or luxury car.


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Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
06/11/2017 at 06:18

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blame accountants squeezing every cent they can from a car.


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > pip bip - choose Corrour
06/11/2017 at 06:23

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How much extra can it possibly cost to throw some dye in with the polyester?


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
06/11/2017 at 06:31

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but that couple of cents you spend will cost $$$$ over the lifespan therefore costing the shareholders money, so it’s clearly out of the equation, as we all know the shareholders come first, sadly.


Kinja'd!!! E92M3 > pip bip - choose Corrour
06/11/2017 at 09:16

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The crazy thing is the color of the seatbelt fabric has nothing to do with stock price. Saving a few dollars per car has no effect on stock price. Making a good profit doesn’t even help these days. It’s PURE speculation. Just look at Ford and Tesla prices.

Maybe Ford just needs to start rumors of developing solar windows for homes. Stock price would double overnight.


Kinja'd!!! yamahog > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
06/11/2017 at 09:21

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Paging Santiago to the thread

I would guess the testing requirements for safety components has something to do with it.


Kinja'd!!! Invinciblejets > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
06/11/2017 at 09:47

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Like these?

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Bringbackcoolseatbelts....Screw it bringbackthe80's


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
06/11/2017 at 09:59

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I’m still jealous of the Starion/Conquest’s seat belts. My car is has a Turbo and it’s only a few years newer why don’t I get a cool TURBO seat belts?

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Also on red interior cars the belts were red with gold.


Kinja'd!!! Slant6 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
06/11/2017 at 10:35

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I want to know why they all have to be bare metal. I know powder coating can be expensive, or maybe even some chemical process, but these things are so hot during the summer. I would gladly pay extra to not burn myself all summer.


Kinja'd!!! Tekamul > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
06/11/2017 at 11:08

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My car came with fancy silver belts, all I had to do was sign a waiver saying I wouldn’t bitch about the power.

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Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
06/11/2017 at 11:47

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The new Subaru BRZ STI (but it’s not an STI so we’ll call it the BRZ tS and put a bunch of STI logos on it anyway) has red seatbelts.


Kinja'd!!! Noah - Now with more boost. > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
06/11/2017 at 12:54

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Mine look purple when I have my sunglasses on. Does that count?